organsofsight: yES I FOUND RAUSKI’S NEW CHANNEL today will be a good day
French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
Remember when Chuck was at the Supernatural Con in...
untimely-yushi: And he said he lost his virginity at 16, and the girl went around saying it didn’t happen? HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE VIRGIN MARY
We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.– Kifah Shah (via ear2ear) WOW yes (via hex-girlfriend)
splashmama: catbountry: racebentdisney: coelasquid: snoozlebee: leidis: penciltests: “Lilo and Stitch” 2002 Deleted Scene Lilo plays a trick on the tourists. IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND I desperately need to understand WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Was this scene cut from the movie??!! Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to...
unfollower: no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
sugoiest-spoon: my friend’s battery was at 8% while we walked home so i told her to use it wisely she put on mambostuck we see a bird frigging dancing along to it it flies away we check her battery life 43% screeches what
dirktier: i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
zubat: i’m immune to repels now i hope you guys are ready for the storm that’s coming
thelightwoodinstitute: have you ever discovered a book so good that you’re convinced nobody’s life will be complete until they read it but you also don’t want anyone else to discover it because it’s yours
rendezvousramen: pancakebird: an art tutorial thank
ihavewaytoomanyfeels: I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. and the vegan wins
louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function why arent they that distracting to lesbians and at that point why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes #spoilers: its because its bullshit
homevvrecker: i feel like i annoy 99% of you i am sorry